Wonderland of Alice and White Rabbit

Kayla Faucett

Katie Colley

Spencer Goodman

Ashley Urtado

What would Alice say if she were to talk to the White Rabbit?

Alice: White Rabbit, White Rabbit, why is it that you never talk to me?

WR: Oh Alice, Alice, I wonder why you do not talk to you, probably because I do not

Like you!

Alice: But why? Mr. Rabbit I have never done anything to you!

WR: Why in the world would I want to talk to a little, blonde, stupid girl?

Alice: I am not stupid! I am a very smart young woman! Why won’t you just give me a

Chance and talk to me?

WR: I guess because I don’t want to. Now go along and leave me alone!

Alice: Ok, then I have a question for you, a very important one too.

WR: Ugh, fine go ahead and waste my time. What is it? But hurry it up, you’ve already

Made me late, very, very late.

Alice: UGH! How rude you are!

WR: Are you going to ask the question or what? Come on little girl, I’m late, remember?

Alice: How can you be so late when you have a beautiful golden pocket watch to remind

You of what time it is?

WR: What a fantastic question Alice, I’m probably late because I forgot to check the

Time!

Alice: Stop calling me a little girl! I am nine years old, more than halfway to becoming

An adult!

WR: I will call you whatever pleases me and I am much older and more wise than you so

Don’t you talk to me about being an adult!

Alice: Ok, fine. I guess I give up on us being friends. I just wanted you to trust me

Enough so you could eventually tell me the importance of the hole that I always

See you crawling in.

WR: What makes you think I want you to know about my hole? And what makes you

Think it is very important? I guess since it is my hole, that would make me

Important too!

Alice: Yes, yes you are important. That is why I want to be your friend.

WR: Well I will consider being your friend, just give me some time to think. I better run,

I am very, very, VERY late now! Goodbye!