Rabbit Babies

C- Good afternoon, all. You are listening to Caterpillar Chat. We have the white rabbit here with us today from Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland. Might we get a round of applause for the white rabbit?
WR- Thank you, thank you.
C- How are you on this fine day?
WR- Just fine, thank you. I wasn’t late, was I?
C- No, I believe you’re right on time.
WR- Good, I always seem to be late!
C- So I’ve heard. What is it that you were so very late for anyway? Everyone is dying to know.
WR- What do you think? I said I was late for a very important DATE! I was supposed to take my wife out for tea at the Hatter’s.
C- Well I do hope she forgave you for being late.
WR-Oh, she was very, very understanding.
C- I hope so, cause she has something she needs to tell you.
WR- What are you talking about?
C- I’ll let her tell you. Let’s say hello to the white rabbits wife, Mrs. Rabbit.
WR- What are you doing here honey?
MR- I came here to tell you something.
WR- What?
MR- I’m late.
WR- Oh, that’s alright. I was late before.
MR- No, I’m LATE.
WR- So was I…
MR- NO, I’m LATE!
WR- Ooohhhh… That’s alright, we’ve always wanted a family.
MR-That’s not all.
WR- What else is there Honey?
MR- They belong to the March Hare.
WR- Are you BEEPing kidding me!?
MR- No, I’m sorry.
WR- I’ll kill him! Bring that BEEP out here!
C- As you wish.
WR- What the BEEP!?
MH- WHAT!? I’ll mess you up homes!
MH- Don’t be mad at me ‘cause you aren’t man enough for her!
WR- Not man enough!? I’ll show you man enough!
MH- What are you gonna do!?
WR- I’m gonna kick your BEEP!
MH- Bring it, you BEEPing BEEP!
C- Alrighty then, SECURITY! That’s all that we have time for today. Please tune in next week when we all get to find out who Alice’s baby’s father REALLY Is!