Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Student PSAs

Discover Simple, Private Sharing at Drop.io

Discover Simple, Private Sharing at Drop.io

Discover Simple, Private Sharing at Drop.io

Discover Simple, Private Sharing at Drop.io

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

SoundClick Widgets




SoundClick Widgets


Can you start your morning without your Red Bull, Monster, Full Throttle, Rip It or countless other un named sugar and caffeine packed energy drink? Energy drinks make up a booming $3.4 billion-a-year industry that grew by 80 percent last year alone. But before you reach for that next energy drink, you might consider some facts about your favorite energy drink. Caffeine, the energy boosting ingredient in these drinks has been show to be a contributing factor of heart diease, bone loss, and elavated blood pressure. Studies also indicate that caffeine can be addictive with the primary side effet of addiction being fatigue, ironically the very symptom you are trying to eliminate. So think twice before you reach for that next energy drink.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Kayla

PSA-Bullying



















This is a Public Sevice Announcement by Miller High School English Class
Do you feel that your child is being bullied, then know some of the facts!

Kenzi- *Bullying in schools is a worldwide problem that can have a negative consequences for everyone!

Tyler- *Approximately 15% of students are either bullied regularly or are instigators of bullying behavior.

Kenzi- * Students who engage in bullying seem to have the need to be powerful and in control.

Tyler- *Anxious, insecure, low self-esteem are all signs of students being bullied.

Kenzi- *Intervention programs are just one of many ways to deal with bullies.

Tyler- *To learn more about bullying and how to stop it visit http://stopbullyingnow.hrsa.gov/

Video

STIs and Abstinence



















STI’S and practicing Abstinence
This a public service announcement brought to you by Miller High School Students

Katie: Planned Parenthood states that, “25 million people around the world have died from HIV/Aids, and more than 40 million people are living with the virus today.” It is estimated that fifty percent of people in the US become infected with an STI at sometime in their life.

Kayla: About 340,000 people contract a disease each year. The sexually transmitted infections that are most common are: Herpes, Genital Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Genital warts, but Chlamydia is the most common of all. In one year up to 100 million people become infected with this disease.

Katie: Today you are told to protect yourself from diseases, to do so, you need to get tested regularly and protect yourself and others, but protection is not 100% effective.

Kayla: That is simply not the answer. Abstinence is the only proven 100% effective method to prevent you from getting infected!!!


Kayla & Katie: Always practice Abstinence-- the only 100% proven preventative medicine!

PSA BY: KATIE and KAYLA

Monday, November 24, 2008

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Rabbit Babies



C- Good afternoon, all. You are listening to Caterpillar Chat. We have the white rabbit here with us today from Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland. Might we get a round of applause for the white rabbit?
WR- Thank you, thank you.
C- How are you on this fine day?
WR- Just fine, thank you. I wasn’t late, was I?
C- No, I believe you’re right on time.
WR- Good, I always seem to be late!
C- So I’ve heard. What is it that you were so very late for anyway? Everyone is dying to know.
WR- What do you think? I said I was late for a very important DATE! I was supposed to take my wife out for tea at the Hatter’s.
C- Well I do hope she forgave you for being late.
WR-Oh, she was very, very understanding.
C- I hope so, cause she has something she needs to tell you.
WR- What are you talking about?
C- I’ll let her tell you. Let’s say hello to the white rabbits wife, Mrs. Rabbit.
WR- What are you doing here honey?
MR- I came here to tell you something.
WR- What?
MR- I’m late.
WR- Oh, that’s alright. I was late before.
MR- No, I’m LATE.
WR- So was I…
MR- NO, I’m LATE!
WR- Ooohhhh… That’s alright, we’ve always wanted a family.
MR-That’s not all.
WR- What else is there Honey?
MR- They belong to the March Hare.
WR- Are you BEEPing kidding me!?
MR- No, I’m sorry.
WR- I’ll kill him! Bring that BEEP out here!
C- As you wish.
WR- What the BEEP!?
MH- WHAT!? I’ll mess you up homes!
MH- Don’t be mad at me ‘cause you aren’t man enough for her!
WR- Not man enough!? I’ll show you man enough!
MH- What are you gonna do!?
WR- I’m gonna kick your BEEP!
MH- Bring it, you BEEPing BEEP!
C- Alrighty then, SECURITY! That’s all that we have time for today. Please tune in next week when we all get to find out who Alice’s baby’s father REALLY Is!

Cheating First Ladies



















*Attention what you are about to hear is absolutely not true.*

Oprah- Wlecome to today's show! On today's show the topic will be cheating first ladies.We have the President Obama and his wife Michelle on the show with us today. Michelle is here to tell Obama a secret.

Oprah- Michelle, what is your secret you need to tell Obama?

Michelle- Well Oprah, I have been holding a secret from Obama for a really long time. It's going to hurt me to tell him. I have been cheating on him for 6 months with McCain.

Everyone- Booo Booo Booo

Oprah- Well Michelle are you ready to tell Obama?

Michelle- Yes, I am ready to tell him.

Oprah- Ok. Mr. President Obama come on out.

Obama- Hello Oprah.

Oprah- Mr. President Michelle has something to tell you. Michelle any time your ready.

Michelle- Baby you know I love you, but I have been cheating on you with John McCain for 6 months now.

Obama- What? Why? What's he got that I don't?

Michelle- Nothing, I love you. He don't matter. It was a stupid mistake.

Obama- It's ok. I love you too. As long as you promise never to do it again.

Michelle- I promise!

Monday, November 10, 2008

This is the Mushroom Factory





Welcome to the Mushroom Factory!

Caterpillar: Welcome to the Mushroom factory! What can I help you with?
Alice: Well Mr. Caterpillar what do you have?
Caterpillar: Well here in the factory we have many things such as potions, cakes, and five wonderful flavors of different kinds of mushrooms.
Alice: OH all those things sound delightful but see I have kind of a little problem.
Caterpillar: Well what’s the problem Ms. Alice? I’m sure we can find something to your liking.
Alice: All my life I have had a desire to be able to stay the same size.
Caterpillar: The same size! What do you mean the size?
Alice: Ever since I’ve been down here in this hole, I’ve had this problem of growing or shrinking constantly, and I’m sick of it
Caterpillar: Well Ms. Alice I’ll see what my cooks in the back can do for you.
Alice: Oh thank you Mr. Caterpillar!
Caterpillar: Duchess, Queen… Alice needs you to make her something that will stop her from growing and shrinking… like some of our famous squashed mushrooms.
Duchess: Oh yes, squashed mushrooms with a little of our special secret ingredient will for sure do the job! I’m just positive that this will make her stay normal FOR-EV-ER! HA HA HA!
Queen: Our secret ingredient? har har har! I’m sure she will get exactly what she wants… NORMALITY!
Duchess: Come on Queen, we had better get to work if we want to make sweet little Alice back to the perfect angel she once was.

The Queen and Duchess begin working on the squashed mushrooms to fix Alice’s problem, they should be done in a few minutes!
(DING DING!!!)
Queen: Here you are Caterpillar; tell Alice I hope she gets well soon!
Caterpillar: Thank you very much ladies. Here you go Alice, the Queen, Duchess, and I all hope that these mushrooms do the trick and you go back to your normal state! See you later, goodbye!
Alice: Thanks for your kindness Caterpillar. See you soon, but hopefully not because I’m back in here begging for more help! Goodbye.
When Alice returned home, she consumed the mushrooms and immediately became dizzy and tired, then all the sudden she heard a KLUNK! The Queen always wanted her beheaded so she added the special ingredient which made her head fall off.

Rabbit Lovers




Rabbit Lovers
N: Alice follows the rabbit down the hole.
R: Why are you following me lady?
A: Because you seem very interesting.
R: Well I am tired of you following me, so I will go on my way, “Don’t follow me.”
A: Fine I didn’t want to follow you anyways your just a stupid Rabbit.
R: Good, about time, noisy lady.
N: As Alice approached the tiny hole where the rabbit went she saw three glass bottles with tiny letters on them.
A: Hmmm I wonder what I should do. Should I turn around and go back or take the chance of drinking the glass bottles.
A: Well I feel like talking a chance!
N: Alice takes one of the glass bottles that had the letter R on it and drinks it and Alice turns into a hot rabbit.
A: O wow I’m look-in good. I’m a hot rabbit.
N: Alice followed the rabbit into the tunnel and has spotted the boy rabbit that told her when she was a lady to get lost.
R: Hey good looking who are you? Where you come from?
A: Well I came from the tunnel, where I have been for a long time.
R: Why didn’t you come talk to me then?
A: Because you told me to get lost?
R: oh my god is your name Alice?
A: Yes, it is I drank something in a glass bottle and now here I am.
N: As the rabbits talked and got to know each other they gradually made their way to a fork in the tunnel and saw daylight.
R: I see light again, let’s go I’m hungry.
A: Okay sounds good I’m starving.
N: The rabbits walked out of the tunnel and ended up by a house in a garden.
R: I’m going to the carrot patch.
A: Yum sounds good.
N: Both rabbits ate until they were stuffed then fell asleep.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Mad Hatter Tea


















T.V.A- Are you sick and tired of being sick and tired. Then you need to try the “Mad Hatter Tea” It is guaranteed to get up and running, just ask some of our customers.

Customer#1- After kemo I was sick and never wanted to get out of bed. Then a friend suggested Mad Hatter Tea! Now I have all the energy in the world! It is some kind of crazy!

Customer#2- Mad Hatter Tea gave me that there energy to chase down that there bull out there in the back 40!

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T.V.A- So call now for your Mad Hatter Tea, it comes in all different flavors! It is so good its tea time all the time!
Call 1-800-Mad- Teas or 1-800-623-8327. We take cash or credit. Call Now! * For a limited time offer you get a free “Eat Me Space Cake” with your order.*
T.V.A- Are you sick and tired of being sick and tired. Then you need to try the “Mad Hatter Tea” It is guaranteed to get up and running, just ask some of our customers.

Customer#1- After kemo I was sick and never wanted to get out of bed. Then a friend suggested Mad Hatter Tea! Now I have all the energy in the world! It is some kind of crazy!

Customer#2- Mad Hatter Tea gave me that there energy to chase down that there bull out there in the back 40!

Customer#3- Mad Hatter Tea helped me get over my depression after the tragic death of my youngest daughter and the disappointing actions of my oldest daughter. After she got knocked up, it’s better than zanax

T.V.A- So call now for your Mad Hatter Tea, it comes in all different flavors! It is so good its tea time all the time!
Call 1-800-Mad- Teas or 1-800-623-8327. We take cash or credit. Call Now! * For a limited time offer you get a free “Eat Me Space Cake” with your order.*
T.V.A- Are you sick and tired of being sick and tired. Then you need to try the “Mad Hatter Tea” It is guaranteed to get up and running, just ask some of our customers.

Customer#1- After kemo I was sick and never wanted to get out of bed. Then a friend suggested Mad Hatter Tea! Now I have all the energy in the world! It is some kind of crazy!

Customer#2- Mad Hatter Tea gave me that there energy to chase down that there bull out there in the back 40!

Customer#3- Mad Hatter Tea helped me get over my depression after the tragic death of my youngest daughter and the disappointing actions of my oldest daughter. After she got knocked up, it’s better than zanax

T.V.A- So call now for your Mad Hatter Tea, it comes in all different flavors! It is so good its tea time all the time!
Call 1-800-Mad- Teas or 1-800-623-8327. We take cash or credit. Call Now! * For a limited time offer you get a free “Eat Me Space Cake” with your order.*


T.V.A- Are you sick and tired of being sick and tired. Then you need to try the “Mad Hatter Tea” It is guaranteed to get up and running, just ask some of our customers.

Customer#1- After kemo I was sick and never wanted to get out of bed. Then a friend suggested Mad Hatter Tea! Now I have all the energy in the world! It is some kind of crazy!

Customer#2- Mad Hatter Tea gave me that there energy to chase down that there bull out there in the back 40!

Customer#3- Mad Hatter Tea helped me get over my depression after the tragic death of my youngest daughter and the disappointing actions of my oldest daughter. After she got knocked up, it’s better than zanax

T.V.A- So call now for your Mad Hatter Tea, it comes in all different flavors! It is so good its tea time all the time!
Call 1-800-Mad- Teas or 1-800-623-8327. We take cash or credit. Call Now! * For a limited time offer you get a free “Eat Me Space Cake” with your order.*

Friday, October 17, 2008

Alice and the White Rabbit

















Alice and The White Rabbit

Rabbit took his pocket watch out of his pocket and looked at Alice.

Rabbit – Well Ello Love!

Alice – He He Hello there Mr. Rabbit

Rabbit – How are you on this fine day?

Alice – I’m quite well, baffled I must say to be talking to a rabbit.

Rabbit – (Chuckles) it’s a strange day in deed.

Alice – A strange day?

Rabbit – Well really more of a magical day….

Alice – Magical?

Rabbit – Yes my dear, you must think outside the box, open a new door, expand your mind and see what id there, without over analyzing.

Alice – I see, well then, I am Alice, what’s your name?

Rabbit – I am Newman, servant to a queen, lovely to meet you.

Alice – You too. A queen?

Rabbit – Yes, but let’s not get into that now, tell me a little about yourself.

Alice – Well I’m eleven years old, I have a cat named dumiah, I enjoy her and reading.

Rabbit – Very lovely. Well my dear, Alice! Would you enjoy to see some more miraculous things?

Alice – Oh yes, very much.

Rabbit – Well take this and eat it.

Alice – Hmm will this appears to be a pink fortune cookie. How strange, but who wouldn’t trust a talking rabbit? Crunch

Rabbit – Enjoyable. No?

Alice – Yes very, very good, I feel very excited and at ease.

Rabbit – Well my friend we must be on our way, to the land of wonder. Follow me now. I will see you at the bottom.

Alice – Okay, I shall.

Rabbit – Do not be afraid, it will exceed your wildest dreams.

Alice and the Rabbit jump down the hole.



Stuck in between a hard place and a rock



















Alice- Oh great way to go Alice! Do you really have to drink everything that says “Drink Me”! Now, how will I ever get out of here? Should I try to eat my way out, or should I just wait and see what happens? Oh my god! My clothes don’t even fit! My feet are huge too! Gosh, look how fat I look! How am I gonna get myself back to my normal size? Maybe I will find another bottle lying around. My goodness, it’s hot in this little house! I can’t breathe! Maybe I didn’t grow at all, perhaps everything else shrunk.

Bill- Haha! Look at Alice! How are you gonna get yourself out of this one?

Rabbit- I’ve never seen such a huge girl before, have you Bill?

Bill- Haha! I sure haven’t. Not since your mom came to Thanks Giving last year, anyways.

Alice- You two just need to shut up and figure out a way to get my huge arse out of here!

Rabbit- Since you’re such a big drinker maybe you should look for a bottle that says “Shrink Me”.

Bill- I think we should just sit out here and have a good laugh at you!

Alice- I can’t believe you guys are going to be that mean!

Rabbit- I didn’t know they made clothes that big, did you Bill?

Bill- I don’t know, maybe you should ask your mom where she shops.

Alice- Alright, no more jokes! Just get me out of here!

Rabbit- Ok, eat this.

Alice- Mmm… Cake!

What Would Alice Do?
















Alice in Reality!

































Alice- oh great way to go alice! do you really have to drink everything that says "Drink me"! now, how will i ever get out of here? Should i try to eat my way out or should i just wait and see what happens? Oh my god! My cloths dont even fit! My feet are huge too! Gosh, look how fat i look! How am i gonna get myself back to my normal size? Maybe i will find another bottle lying around. My goodness, its hot in this little house! i cant breathe! Maybe i didn't grow at all, perhaps everything else shrunk.

Bill- Haha! Look at Alice! How are you gonna get yourself out of this one?

Rabbit- I've never seen such a huge girl before, have you Bill.

Bill- Haha! i sure haven't. not since your mom came to Thanks Giving last year, Anyways.

Alice- you two just need to shut up and figure out a way to get my huge arse out of here.

Rabbit- Since you're such a big drinker maybe you should look for a bottle that says "Shrink me"

Bill- i think we should just sit out here and have a good laugh at you.

Alice- I cant believe you guys are going to be so mean.

Rabbit- I didn't know they made clothes that big, did you Bill.

Bill- I dont know, maybe you should ask your mom where she shops.

Alice- Alright, no more jokes! Just get me out of here.

Rabbit- Ok, eat this.

Alice- Mmm... Cake.

Jeremy Gulick

Alice and the White Rabbit rosie

















Alice and The White Rabbit

Rabbit took his pocket watch out of his pocket and looked at Alice.

Rabbit – Well Ello Love!

Alice – He He Hello there Mr. Rabbit

Rabbit – How are you on this fine day?

Alice – I’m quite well, baffled I must say to be talking to a rabbit.

Rabbit – (Chuckles) it’s a strange day in deed.

Alice – A strange day?

Rabbit – Well really more of a magical day….

Alice – Magical?

Rabbit – Yes my dear, you must think outside the box, open a new door, expand your mind and see what id there, without over analyzing.

Alice – I see, well then, I am Alice, what’s your name?

Rabbit – I am Newman, servant to a queen, lovely to meet you.

Alice – You too. A queen?

Rabbit – Yes, but let’s not get into that now, tell me a little about yourself.

Alice – Well I’m eleven years old, I have a cat named dumiah, I enjoy her and reading.

Rabbit – Very lovely. Well my dear, Alice! Would you enjoy to see some more miraculous things?

Alice – Oh yes, very much.

Rabbit – Well take this and eat it.

Alice – Hmm will this appears to be a pink fortune cookie. How strange, but who wouldn’t trust a talking rabbit? Crunch

Rabbit – Enjoyable. No?

Alice – Yes very, very good, I feel very excited and at ease.

Rabbit – Well my friend we must be on our way, to the land of wonder. Follow me now. I will see you at the bottom.

Alice – Okay, I shall.

Rabbit – Do not be afraid, it will exceed your wildest dreams.

Alice and the Rabbit jump down the hole.



Wonderland of Alice and White Rabbit
















Kayla Faucett

Katie Colley

Spencer Goodman

Ashley Urtado

What would Alice say if she were to talk to the White Rabbit?

Alice: White Rabbit, White Rabbit, why is it that you never talk to me?

WR: Oh Alice, Alice, I wonder why you do not talk to you, probably because I do not

Like you!

Alice: But why? Mr. Rabbit I have never done anything to you!

WR: Why in the world would I want to talk to a little, blonde, stupid girl?

Alice: I am not stupid! I am a very smart young woman! Why won’t you just give me a

Chance and talk to me?

WR: I guess because I don’t want to. Now go along and leave me alone!

Alice: Ok, then I have a question for you, a very important one too.

WR: Ugh, fine go ahead and waste my time. What is it? But hurry it up, you’ve already

Made me late, very, very late.

Alice: UGH! How rude you are!

WR: Are you going to ask the question or what? Come on little girl, I’m late, remember?

Alice: How can you be so late when you have a beautiful golden pocket watch to remind

You of what time it is?

WR: What a fantastic question Alice, I’m probably late because I forgot to check the

Time!

Alice: Stop calling me a little girl! I am nine years old, more than halfway to becoming

An adult!

WR: I will call you whatever pleases me and I am much older and more wise than you so

Don’t you talk to me about being an adult!

Alice: Ok, fine. I guess I give up on us being friends. I just wanted you to trust me

Enough so you could eventually tell me the importance of the hole that I always

See you crawling in.

WR: What makes you think I want you to know about my hole? And what makes you

Think it is very important? I guess since it is my hole, that would make me

Important too!

Alice: Yes, yes you are important. That is why I want to be your friend.

WR: Well I will consider being your friend, just give me some time to think. I better run,

I am very, very, VERY late now! Goodbye!

Stuck Between a Hard Place and a Rock
















Alice and the White Rabbit

















Alice and The White Rabbit

Rabbit took his pocket watch out of his pocket and looked at Alice.

Rabbit – Well Ello Love!

Alice – He He Hello there Mr. Rabbit

Rabbit – How are you on this fine day?

Alice – I’m quite well, baffled I must say to be talking to a rabbit.

Rabbit – (Chuckles) it’s a strange day in deed.

Alice – A strange day?

Rabbit – Well really more of a magical day….

Alice – Magical?

Rabbit – Yes my dear, you must think outside the box, open a new door, expand your mind and see what id there, without over analyzing.

Alice – I see, well then, I am Alice, what’s your name?

Rabbit – I am Newman, servant to a queen, lovely to meet you.

Alice – You too. A queen?

Rabbit – Yes, but let’s not get into that now, tell me a little about yourself.

Alice – Well I’m eleven years old, I have a cat named dumiah, I enjoy her and reading.

Rabbit – Very lovely. Well my dear, Alice! Would you enjoy to see some more miraculous things?

Alice – Oh yes, very much.

Rabbit – Well take this and eat it.

Alice – Hmm will this appears to be a pink fortune cookie. How strange, but who wouldn’t trust a talking rabbit? Crunch

Rabbit – Enjoyable. No?

Alice – Yes very, very good, I feel very excited and at ease.

Rabbit – Well my friend we must be on our way, to the land of wonder. Follow me now. I will see you at the bottom.

Alice – Okay, I shall.

Rabbit – Do not be afraid, it will exceed your wildest dreams.

Alice and the Rabbit jump down the hole.



Wednesday, October 1, 2008

End Of All Ends


10/6 is the price of the hat. The mouse sleeps all the time and is mistreated by the hatter and the haire. The cook brought the pepper to court because that is what the tarts are mostly made of. The Jury were writing there names so they wouldnt forget them because they were getting so much information. The reason Alice was growing was because her dream may be ending. It is important that Alice knows nothing and unimportant that she is there. The kings pun sarcatically mentions that the aurrea never throws a fit. Rule 42 says that "All persons more than a mile high must leave the court." We do not like the book because it is really hard to understand, but we do like it because some the charecters are really cool.

Steven Hill
Shelby Jones
Ashley Urtado

Crazy Court

The 10/6 written on the Hatter's hat is the price of the hat, the 10 meaning 10 shillings, and the 6 meaning 6 pence. The Dormouse plays an important role in the courtroom because he denied nothing while being fast asleep. The Duchess does not bring the pepper, her cook does, but pepper was the main ingredient for tarts. The "twelve" think they will forget their names and write them on their slates because they are stupid. Alice begins to grow over a mile high in the courtroom because the mushrooms that she consumed began to wear off. The White Rabbit and the King begin to argue about what is important and unimportant. The King believes that Alice is important in the court because she is a witness, but the White Rabbit thinks she plays an unimportant role because she has nothing to say. In the pun that the King uses, he sarcastically mentions that the Queen never throws a fit. Rule 42 says that "All persons more than a mile high must leave the court."
Reading Alice's Adventures in Wonderland was somewhat interesting. It was crazily creative, but since it did not make much sense I began to lose focus.

Spencer, Kayla, Tyler, Katie

The Trial


The 10/6 on the hatters hat is a price tag. The doormouse in Alices Adventures in Wonderland is not that important, hes basically sleeping all the time. Hes kind of gives some more random ideas to the story. The cook brings pepper to the court because thats what the tarts are mostly made of. The jury was having so much information told to them that they were afraid they would forget their names. Alice begins to grow larger in the courtroom because her mushrooms are wearing off and her dream is coming to an end. The king and the rabbitt argue becasue they are talking about two diffrent things of which they both think are important. The pun the king uses is that the queen never throws a fit when really thats all she ever does. Rule 42 is that on persons can be over a mile high and be on the court room. Cody thought the book was gay as hell. :) Grace enjoyed the word and picture play of it. Also the fantasy of it all. Good one. Brittnany also enjoyed the book. Overall it was a crazy weird book.

Brittany, Grace Cody, Rosie, Nikki

The 10/6 on the Hatters hat stands for the price of the hat. The price is ten shillings and six pence. The Dormouse is important because he tells Alice to move over because she is growing. The Duchess doesn't bring pepper to the court because the cook did and she brought it to the court because thats what the tarts are made of. The twelve jurors think that they will forget their names because they think its going to take that long that they will forget their names. Alice begins to grow in the courtroom because because she starts to awake. The White Rabbit and the King argue about what Alice knows about the tarts because she is a witness but yet she knows nothing. The pun the King uses he is pretty much saying that his wife is fat because he said that the words don't fit her and to us thats making fun of her weight. The rule 42 means all persons more than a mile high must leave the courtroom which is meant toward Alice because she has grown alot since the trial has begun. Our reading experience toward this book was not that great. We liked alot about the book such as the creativity of the author and how he uses unique characters. But we didn't like alot about the book as well such as how in most of the book it seems to make no since and the odd characters kind of throw you off.
Cody Lund, Jeremy Gulick, Sean Erpelding, Tracey Sams.

Who Stole the Tarts & Alice's Evidence


We have finally made it to the end of AAIW. Answer the following questions/prompts and post as a group.

  1. What does the 10/6 mean on the Hatter's hat?
  2. Why is the Dormouse important?
  3. Why does the Duchess bring pepper to the court?
  4. Why do the twelve think they will forget their names?
  5. Why does Alice begin to grow in the courtroom?
  6. Why do the White Rabbit and the King argue about what is important?
  7. Explain the pun the King uses.
  8. Explain Rule 42.
  9. Talk about your reading experience of AAIW. Explain what you liked and disliked about the book.

Monday, September 29, 2008

The Soup and the Dance


Mock turtle soup is made of the body of a turtle and the unused parts of calves, like hooves, tails, and heads. The picture of the mock turtle in the book looks just like the discretion of the soup. The characters in the book sing most of the stories they tell thats why there is so much singing. In the lobster quadrille the lobster is the partner to all the other animals and were the ones thrown out to sea. The mock turtle was singing about soup because Alice wanted to hear a song instead of leaning more of the lobster quadrille, then the Gryphon asked the mock turtle to sing the song also. Alice did not want to be close to the duchess because she was very ugly and was exactly the right height to rest her chin on Alice's shoulder. The rhyme scheme is AABBBB, CCBBBB, DDBBBB. The lobster quadrille dance is preformed by forming two lines of seals, turtles, salmon, and so on. Then they clear all the jelly fish out of the way and advance twice with a lobster partner. After that they change lobsters and tetire in the same order. Then throw the lobsters out as far as they can to sea then swim to go get them. Turn a somersalt in the sea change lobsters again and then back to land.

Shelby Jones
Steven Hill
Ashley Urtado
Tyler Colley
Kenzi Gwin

Mock Turtle



In chapter nine the Mock Turtle tells a story and Alice asks what a Mock Turtle is and the queen said that its what mock turtle soup is made of. But in reality Mock Turtle soup is made of cow. More in depth its cow meat that isn't used as often such as non muscular cow meat to imitate turtle meat.

There is so much singing in this book because its a child's book and kids take to music so there is alot of singing in the book.
The lobster's role in the quadrille is that you dance with the lobsters and then throw them up in the air.
The Mock Turtle sings about soup because the gryphon asks him to.
Alice doesn't wanna be close to the Duchess because the Duchess keeps digging her chin into Alice's shoulder and the Duchess has a sharp chin.
The rhyme scheme on pages 67 and 68 are AABBBB, CCBBBB, DDBBBB.
The lobster Quadrille you start by lining up on the shore in two rows and each person has a lobster to dance with them and they advance into the sea two counts then out two counts then throw the lobster out to sea they they swim after it then they start the dance all over again.
Tracey Sams, Sean Erpelding, Cody Lund, Jeremy Gulick.

Turtle and Lobster

Mock turtle soup is made of parts of a calf that is usually discarded. The parts are: the head, tail, hooves, and non-muscular meat. The non- muscular meat is used to imitate turtle meat. The turtle in the pictures on pages 64 and 67 have a head, hooves, and a tail of a calf, which is what is in the soup, but has a body of a turtle. Alice and the Gryphon notice that the turtle is crying so they act concerned for him.
In this story, there is a lot of singing because it was wrote as a children's book. In the Lobster Quadrille, the lobsters were thrown into the air and out into the sea. The Mock Turtle sings about soup because Alice wants him to sing her another song, then the Gryphon told him to sing about Mock Turtle Soup. Alice does not want to be close to the duchess because the duchess is ugly, mean, she puts her chin on Alice's shoulder, and the Queen does not like the duchess.
The rhyme scheme for the song is:
AABBBB
CCBBBB
DDBBBB
To perform the Lobster Quadrille, you must dance, sing, put tails in your mouth, and throw lobsters out into the sea.
Katie Colley, Spencer Goodman, Kayla Faucett

Mock Turtle soup...


The pun of the mock turtle is that it is half turtle and half calf. Mock turtle soup was a dish made in the Victorian period, which ties into the story thought the queen. The complicated pun then is both word and picture play. Mock turtle soup was made from parts of a calf that were generally discarded such as the head, hooves, tails, ect. The soup was actually imitation turtle meat, aka mock. The mock turtle in the story was just that half turtle, half calf. There is alot of singing in this book because it is a children's book. Carroll first wrote and read this book to children. The Lobsters in the quadrille served as dance partners to other animals, and were thrown out to sea. The Mock turtle sings about soup because Alice wanted to hear a song about him, and the Gryphon's wanted to hear him sing it too. Alice didn't want to be close to the duchess because she was ugly and creepy and would always rest her chin on alices shoulder. This scared alice. AABBBB
CCBBBB
DDBBBB
EEBBBB
KIRK ROSE, BRITTANY RICKMAN, GRACE HICKMAN, CODY BLADWIN, NIKKI MOOSE

The Mock Turtle and Lobster Quadrille

Today, you will need to post a group response to the following prompts.
  1. In chapter 9 the Mock Turtle tells a story. The Mock Turtle is actually a pun for what goes in Mock Turtle soup. In order to understand the pun go here. As a group discuss what ingredients make up Mock Turtle soup and compare them to the pictures on page 64 & 67. Post a summary of the discussion.
Answer the following questions/prompts for chapter 10.
  1. Why is there so much singing in this book?
  2. What is the role of lobsters in the Lobster Quadrille?
  3. Why does the Mock Turtle sing about soup?
  4. Why does Alice not want to be close to the Duchess?
  5. What is the rhyme scheme for the song on pages 67 & 68?
  6. As a group discuss how to perform the Lobster quadrille and post a summary of the discussion.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The Cat and The Hat!!!


Twinkle,,twinkle, little cat! How I wonder where you're at! Up above the tree so high, How you laugh when I walk by. Twinkle, twinkle, little cat! How I wonder where your at?
The hatter doesn't care what time it is because to him its always tea time which is why he only needs to know the day. He murdered time when he kept singing the same verse, she yelled out how he was wasting her time. Due to him wasting her time, the Queen ordered him to be beheaded. The Hatter only wears a watch that has the days of the week, because everyday for him is tea time, the days change though. The knave is the second in command. The Queen couldn't recognize the gardeners because they were face down. While the gardeners try to give an explanation, the queen ordered for them to be killed but they ran away. In their game of croquet the cards are arches, flamingos are mallets, and hedgehogs are used as balls.The cat watches over Alice to make sure she makes it through the day. The card in the picture is the Jack of Diamonds.

Kenzi Gwin
Tyler Colley
Steven Hill
Shelby Jones

The Mad Tea Party.....

In this tea party that Alice had with the dormouse the Mad hatter and the March Hare. The dormouse was sitting between Alice and the mad hatter fast asleep. The March hare seemed very hateful in the questions that he was asking Alice maybe even a little. The Mad Hatter was a asking questions that really didn't have an answers. The hatter murders time by singing the same verse of twinkle twinkle little star over and over again. The queen wanted the hatter's head to be taken off because the hatter was taking up her time with the song that he had messed up.
A knave is a boy or male servant in the story the knave is to be loyal to the queen but is not loyal when he steals some tarts. The queen could not recognize the gardeners because they were all face down on the ground. The cat speaks for Alice because the the Cheshire cat is a very important role because he is kinda the watch "CAT" in the so called Kingdom. Two does not get to give an explantion because the Queen came and messed him up and didn't let him finish. In the game croquet the mallets are live flamingos and the balls are live hedgehogs. The playing cards make the wickets or hoops. The Hatter wears the watch that only shows what day it is because they don't have time in the tea party the show up at the same time everyday.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Fly
How I wonder how you got so high
up above the cloudless sky
I wonder how you manage to fly.
Brittany Rickman Cody Baldwin Nikki Moose Kirk Rose Grace Hickman.

Hateful Hatter!

While sitting at the table, the Mad Hatter, March Hare, and the Dormouse are arguing with Alice because they do not want her to sit at the table with them since they are used to having tea together without anyone else.
Twinkle, twinkle little hare, how I wonder why you stare, up above the world so high like a frizzball in the sky, twinkle, twinkle little hare how I wonder why you stare.
The Hatter wears a watch that only shows what day it is because only the day changes, not the time, it is always "tea time." The Hatter murders time because he when he messed up "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star," by making it a lot longer, the Queen of hearts told him that he was murdering time. The Queen of Hearts wants the Hatter beheaded because when he was singing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" to the Queen and since he sang it wrong she wanted him to be beheaded. A knave is an unreliable scoundrel. Two tells the queen that she wants the Hatter beheaded. The queen couldn't recognize the gardeners because they were laying face down. Croquet is played with a pink flamingo. The red jack is the knave in the post. The role of the Cheshire is he is speaking to the queen for Alice.





Kayla, Katie, Spencer, Sean and Ashley

Twinkle, Twinkle

The characters acts are all different Alice in the conversation in the tea party is like the stranger that wasn't invited she intrudes on the party and gets very frusterated with the other characters. The Mad Hatter in the party is like the guy that knows it all and he ignores Alice and says alot of things in ryme and has something to say bout everything. The March Hare is pretty much the same act that the Mad Hatter does in the tea party. And the Dormouse sleeps at the door almost the entire time and comes in and sings random songs and tells a story.

Twinkle, Twinkle little hookah.
How i wonder whats in ya.
Up above makin the world so high.
Like Jimmy Hindrix in the sky.
Twinkle, Twinkle little Hookah.

The Hater wears the watch because it can put you to whatever time you wanna be in and can make you stay in that time for as long as you wanna be there. And if you wanna stay in a surtain time then why would you need to know the time.
The Hatter murders time because he moves time up or back anytime he wants and slows it down when he wants that why alice says that Hatter murders time.
The Queen wants him beheaded because he murders time.
A knave is a Jack of diamonds in the deck of cards.
Because they were laying down on their backs and they looked like all the other cards as they were laying there.
Two explains that they were painting the roses red because they were white but forgot one and the queen reacted be beheading two.
The Chichare Cat perrty much just annoys everyone and they have to go ask the duchess if they can behead him or not then when they come back the cat is gone.
Jeremy Gulick, Cam Carter, Tracey Sams, Cody Lund

A Lovely Tea Party; Let's Play Croquet!


Now that you have attended a Lovely tea party and played a relaxing game of croquet, answer the following questions and complete the assigned tasks.

1. Describe each character acts during the conversation between Alice, the Mad Hatter, the March Hare, and the Dormouse.
2. Write a group version of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star as it would relate to AAIW.
3. Why does the Hatter wear a watch that only shows what day it is?
4. How does the Hatter murder time?
5. Why would the Queen of Hearts want the Hatter beheaded?
6. What is a knave?
7. Why couldn't the queen recognize the gardeners?
8. What explanation does Two give the queen and what is her reaction?
9. Describe the way croquet is played in AAIW.
10. What role does the Cheshire Cat play in this chapter?
11. Which knave is pictured in this post?


When you are finished responding to the above, read chapters 9 & 10, generate your three questions for each chapter, and give your questions me. DUE TODAY!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The Oinkly Baby!!!


The caterpillar is smoking the hookah because it helps to depict that he is a wise person who gives good advice. Alice went through so much that she lost her memory now she remembers nothing of before. The caterpillar told Alice to recite Father William to regain her memory, after Alice left the caterpillar she tasted both sides of the mushroom to get back to her normal size again. Bill, the lizard was told by the white rabbit to go see what was in side his house. Bill found out that Alice was a giant inside his home.
The frog and the fish wore powered wigs because they were servants. The fish delivered a letter from the queen, to the frog for the duchess. Alice came out of the woods wondering what all the racket was coming from. The racket was coming from inside the duchesses house, stuff was so chaotic because the baby was upset. The duchess was singing a lullaby to calm the baby down. The duchess gave the baby to Alice to see if she could calm it down, because the mother wanted to abuse the baby for crying. Alice started running with the baby into the woods because she thought they were going to kill it. While Alice was holding the baby, it turned into a pig and ran off into the woods.
The March hare is not the White Rabbit, they live in two completely different places.

Kenzi Gwin
Tyler Colley
Steven Hill
Shelby Jones.

Crazy Baby

The caterpillar smoked out of a hookah because he was known to be wise and wise upper-class people smoked hookahs. Alice doesn't remember who she is and the things she used to know because she changes so much throughout the day. Bill went down the chimney to see if Alice was in the rabbit's house and to help her escape from there. Alice tries to remember who Father William was because the caterpillar told her to remember the poem called Father William. A fush and a frog are wearing powdered wigs because they are dressed in livery. The duchess starts singing while she was nursing her child. The significance that the baby has in this story is that the duchess was chaotic because of the baby, the duchess threw the baby at Alice which involved her. Alice decided to hold the pig because it was a baby. The March Hare is not the White Rabbit because a hare and a rabbit and two different things. The mother is going to beat the child because it would not stop crying.

Spencer Goodman, Kayla Faucett, Ashley Urtado, Sean Erpelding, Katie Colley

Pig And Pepper......


The caterpillar is smoking the hookah because he was known to be wise. Alice doesn't think that she remembers anything because she has changed so many times, that she thinks she has lost some of her memories. Bill goes down the chimney because he is the only one that can fit and because they were looking for something. She recites the peom father willam to prove that she is still herself and so that she can prove that she remembers everything. The fush and frog are wearing wigs to show their importance in the story. The Dutchess was started singing because she was singing a lullaby while she was feeding him. The baby's imprtance is that Alice thinks that the baby won't live any longer so she steals him. Alice is holding the pig because it was once a baby and she is still treating it like one. No, the hare is not the white rabbit. The white rabbit is the one that Alice is trying to find and the Hare was the one at the Tea Party. The mother is going to beat the child because she thinks that he is trying to annoy her by sneezing.
Nikki Moose, Brittany Rickman, Grace Hickman, Kirk Rose, Cody Baldwin

Weird Baby!!!


The caterpillar is smoking the hookah because the author wants the reader to think that the caterpillar is an very wise person. Alice says she cant remember anything because everything keeps changing and because of her size changes and things that she thinks are real aren't and things that are real she doesn't believe they are. Bill goes down the chimney because he try's to get Alice out of the rabbits house. The importance of Father William is that the caterpillar repeats a line and Alice finishes the reast of the poem. But Alice doesn't get it right. A fush and a frog are wearing powdered wigs because they are dressed in livery. The duchess starts singing because she is nursing her child. The baby plays an important role in this chapter because the duchess is causing all the drama in her house and the baby is involved in that so Alice takes the baby out of the house and in that maybe relieves all the frustration out of her house. Alice holds the pig because it was a baby before so she does not wanna put it down in case it turns back into a baby. No the March Hare is not the white rabbit. Because it wont stop crying.
Cody Lund, Tracey Sams, Jeremy Gulick